When you’re young (time: 17 seconds):<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grab your phone while simultaneously hitting the texting button so the screen is up before your eyes hit it. Type a message quickly with your thumbs with no caps or periods, include 5 photos, hit send, and done.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When you’re old (time: unknown):<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Find phone. This may take a while, depending on your current environment and how long it’s been since you last had your hands on it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
1 HOUR LATER: You found it. No explanation why it was in the dryer, but never mind.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wait! All you get is a black screen! Oh, gotta turn it on.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Swipe up and down 20 times looking for the text button. Come on! I know it was there the last time I used it. When was that?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Screen goes black. Now what? Oh. Forgot to charge it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
2 HOURS LATER: Try again. There it is. TAP.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Finally. There’s the texting screen. Now\u2026 what was I going to text?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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